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The World as Whinge and Idea

Da say pokola tay goshi min!

It's pronounced 'drawer'
I am our last, best hope for peace. I say The User lives outside the Net and inputs games for pleasure. I hope that the next leap is the leap home. I seek to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku. I am a man too long without sleep. I am Adam, Prince of Eternia. I promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade. I may be brought back to life by means of a secret rite that can be performed once a century when the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius. I am fleeing from the Cylon tyranny. I may not be used where there is life. I am the overworked servant to the Thing Upstairs. I am arming the human race against the future. A spotty man brought me to life with his cosmic dust. I am controlling the picture. When I eat a banana, an amazing transformation occurs. I am a mighty princess forged in the heat of battle. I am hatching my monstrous plots to thwart the Dream-maker so that nightmares might rule. I have colonized the last unexplored region on earth, the ocean. Life in the Evergreen Forest would be simple, except for me. I had an accident and woke up in 1973. I am a man fate has made indestructible. I am a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law. In 1987 I launched the last of America's deep space probes. I sure hope to get back to 1957 Milwaukee. I now fight to save lost souls against the minions of darkness.
it's the, start of the, twenty-first century only, weirdos have hobbies